Will They Fall For It Again?

The Holiday Season Rumor

Shazzam!!

Returnman

Circus Shots

Droop

Too Many Mascots

David Brown at Yahoo Sports looks at the trade, likes the extra mascot analogy, and mentions Carl. Thank you Mr. Brown.

Fear of the Black Hat

Crafty Lions

One Building Block

More Changes To The Blackhawks

Gone Fishin

Palehose 8

Palehose 8: Don Guillote

or

An Illustrated History of the Sagacious Don Guillote as told by Carl Skanberg, a monkey.

In Which the Monkey has a Vision of Spring

In Which the Monkey's Passion is Questioned

The End of the Mascot

In Which the Monkey Has Writer's Block

In Which the Monkey Ponders Cock Fighting

In Which the Monkey Continues to Grind

Of The Monkey and the Longest Winter Ever

"For they presented a wide and spacious field through which the pen might run without any obstacles, describing shipwrecks, storms, clashes, and battles; portraying a brave captain with all the qualities needed for such a part, showing him cautious in forestalling the craftiness of his enemies and eloquent in persuading or dissuading his soldiers, prudent in counsel, prompt in resolution, as courageous in awarding as in delivering an attack;"

Miguel De Cervantes Saaverdra

Sport Goggles

White Russian. Get it?

Committed

Soxfan Donny

Question And Anger

Going Down

There's No Place Like Tucson

We're Going to Win This Year! Woo!