ALL HAIL THE NECKBEARD!!!!!
I won't be able to watch the game now without thinking of WWII and the Pacific Operation.
You are, quite possibly, one of the biggest curses to Chicago sports this year...5 strips on Swisher being good, and he has an average year.6 strips on Quentin being good, and he busts himself up.2 strips on the Blackout, and the Sox get taken to task.1 strip on Orton's insane start, and he's pretty much out for the year.Then again, you also have this going for you...Mocking Kerry Wood's arm, and he has a great season as a closer.Mocking South Side Hope, and the Sox make the playoffs.The Legend of Brian Griese, and he has a pretty decent year.The Legend of Kyle Orton, and he's now our starter until he can't play anymore.PLEASE MOCK THE BEARS MORE!!! NO MORE POSITIVE STRIPS OUT OF YOU, CARL!!! YOUR NEGATIVITY MEANS CHICAGO VICTORY!!!
Keep it going Carl. You are not a curse. You're a comic genius.real sports fans don't believe in curses.
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ALL HAIL THE NECKBEARD!!!!!
I won't be able to watch the game now without thinking of WWII and the Pacific Operation.
You are, quite possibly, one of the biggest curses to Chicago sports this year...
5 strips on Swisher being good, and he has an average year.
6 strips on Quentin being good, and he busts himself up.
2 strips on the Blackout, and the Sox get taken to task.
1 strip on Orton's insane start, and he's pretty much out for the year.
Then again, you also have this going for you...
Mocking Kerry Wood's arm, and he has a great season as a closer.
Mocking South Side Hope, and the Sox make the playoffs.
The Legend of Brian Griese, and he has a pretty decent year.
The Legend of Kyle Orton, and he's now our starter until he can't play anymore.
PLEASE MOCK THE BEARS MORE!!! NO MORE POSITIVE STRIPS OUT OF YOU, CARL!!! YOUR NEGATIVITY MEANS CHICAGO VICTORY!!!
Keep it going Carl. You are not a curse. You're a comic genius.
real sports fans don't believe in curses.
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