Sunday, November 26, 2006

The Headband of Destiny

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good one, Carl!

Anonymous said...

If the brother sweats, let him wear a headband. He's only the ace number one stud on the squad. He should be calling the shots, not that bald prick coach.

Anonymous said...

Its one thing if it was D-Rod, running around in drag, with penis rings on and purple hair.

This is a sweatband, to keep sweat (yes!) out of the brothers eyes.

Anonymous said...

Bald prick coach? That "bald prick" dragged this team kicking and screaming out of the crapper and unless I'm mistaken, back into the playoffs two years in a row.

Wallace is just doing it to show what a tough guy he is. Let him rot on the bench for all I care.

No Mercedes said...

You know, it would be funny if Sexy Rexie was featured yelling some rather tame insults at the Vikings. Some “yo mamma” jokes or something featuring the ancient phrase “Mercy Teacups!”. What if the insults were yelled as Rexie hid behind and peaked over the shoulder of some rather large Bears players?

What do you think?

Matt said...

I think you should leave the humor to carl.